Pooh is selfish.
A surprise lunch was just delivered to me by the best boyfriend in the world and I am so happy.
Ladies and gentleman, she’s done it again.
This cat is on my back. She is pretty damn cute.
I found a singular Andes mint in my desk drawer and I thought it was the best thing that has happened to me in a while. But having one Andes mint is basically the saddest thing than can happen to a person because one is never enough. So, there we have it.
I will find basically any excuse not to study for this final.
includes fascinating portrayals of casual drug use at house parties, how the author/protagonist had conversations about post-punk while seeing his mate’s band perform at some shitty small venue, internal monologues about consumerism while observing people in a mall and that time when the protagonist had an epiphany about living in the moment while walking in the rain